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Did Charlie write these?

How to go from Intercourse to Climax in under 4 hours

Heading too far south could end you up in Crab Orchard

And you know you have gone way too far west if you wake up in Sisterville

http://www.ff0000.com/

The answer to the question, is lady gaga a man?

We love watching pro’s doing their thing on the track or circuit… but there certainly is a fair bit of… less quality footage present on youtube.

Now you can get just the good stuff on RideVids.com:

Road Bikes
Trail Riding
Downhill
Moto-X

Or Watch Adam Riemann training for the Erzberg Enduro and Sam Hill Downhilling. If Trials is more your thing, there’s a category for that also.

RideVids.com – accepts a Youtube link submission from anyone that’s found a noteworthy video relating to bikes / riding / racing… if its quality, it gets posted.

So register an account soon before all the cool names are gone

A lot is said about PHP and MySQL time storage and formatting. I don’t want to say any of it.

What worked for me was using the DATETIME field in MySQL – which will give me the benefit of running server side time-aware queries.

And converting to a nicely formatted time within PHP.

date('F j, Y, g:i a',strtotime($mysqFieldValue))

Obvious isn’t it….

Struggling to see the value of Twitter, it occurred to me how useful can be to anyone wanting or needing regular status updates on a disastrous event like the recent problems at social bookmarker Ma.gnolia. Any members or anyone wanting to get an update on how recovery or status is going, can simply check Ma.gnolia’s Twitter Page to satisfy their urge for up-to-date information.

So perhaps the infamous Miki ticketing system roll out in Melbourne which has hundreds of thousands of punters watching and waiting for the next phase, or a general update on the latest delay… in the absence of promised or expected service, i suppose people appreciate even the most basic information on the issues at hand.

While logged into gmail:

http://mail.google.com/mail/rc?a=af&c=fff1a8&w=30&h=30

Adjust the color width and height of the circle on the fly… fruity.

As easy as it is to plug in Googles Analytics JS code into the base of your website, you still wont get a good idea of what spiders are crawling your site, and how often, as well as a few other limitations / omitted abilities.

That is a simple way to use your own custom code to log what’s happening on your site. No fancy graphs here. The fact that it’s completely server-side cleans up the front end code and simplifies the loading of said HTML, with no external references on each page load. Sending it to a database would be one of the first desirable improvements.

NOTE: Be wary of using a single log file that isn’t purged, its fine for a few lines, but once it reaches a few thousand PHP needs to cycle right through it which drastically reduces performance, and pageload.

The following line creates a new file each day, which depending on how many pageloads are expected, should be fine…

$myFile =  "hide_melogs/".date(dMy).".txt";