Before I moved from Perth to Melbourne a few years back:
- It was OK to speak “says” instead of “sez“
- Nobody picked me up on saying “nothink” instead of “nothing“
- Going for a surf before / after work was a possibility
- Checking www.bom.gov.au was only for sailors
- It was Aussie to own a commodore.
- Roadworthy certificate? what on earth for?
- Coffee was only for those unable to drink beer
- Going to the local watering hole was a drive not a walk
Getting stabbed while going out drinking only happened if you deserved it…