Before I Moved To Melbourne

Before I moved from Perth to Melbourne a few years back:

  • It was OK to speak “says” instead of “sez
  • Nobody picked me up on saying “nothink” instead of “nothing
  • Going for a surf before / after work was a possibility
  • Checking www.bom.gov.au was only for sailors
  • It was Aussie to own a commodore.
  • Roadworthy certificate? what on earth for?
  • Coffee was only for those unable to drink beer
  • Going to the local watering hole was a drive not a walk

One Response to “Before I Moved To Melbourne”

  1. anfer says:

    Getting stabbed while going out drinking only happened if you deserved it…

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